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my history professor told me today that he “likes the way I look vaguely pissed off” during class
When they said it might sing, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind.
I think my dinner is possessed.
THAT IS NOT A “HUMMING NOISE”
Nothing is real, everything ends, you can’t possibly know everything there is to know, you’ll die one day and you don’t know when. Have a nice night :)
βit is amazing how many people view direct communication as an attack.β
For real, though. I have many litmus tests for figuring out if someone is Basically Decent™ or not, but one of my very favourites is setting a reasonable boundary like this, or otherwise politely but unapologetically refusing to indulge a request from them and seeing how they respond.
Basically Decent™ people will be totally fine and understanding. Shitty people will be livid.
when people walk real fucking slowly in hallways or narrow sidewalks so you can’t go around them
sometimes i forget im a real person
this is such a weird thing but I understand.
the weirdest shit i have ever experienced as a swede is when around the mid 2000’s it became popular in sweden for teenage boys to wear rubber bands around their legs on top of their jeans. the more rubber bands you had and variety in colors the more alpha you became to the other teenage boys
i donβt understand
Things I Never Learned In High School
- How to do taxes
- What taxes are
- How to vote
- What political parties are
- How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job
- How to write a check/balance a check book
- Anything to do with banking
- How to do loans for college
- How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things
- How to buy a car or house
but I’m so glad I know the fucking pythagorean theorem
thank you
didn’t learn any of this in college either
yoooooo (part II)
- How to do taxes
- What taxes are
- How to vote
- What political parties are
- How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job
- How to write a check/balance a check book
- Anything to do with banking
- How to do loans for college
- How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things
- How to buy a car or house
BONUS
- How the stock market works (and how to invest)
- How insurance works (house, car, life)
- Good meals for under $10
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